Shoplifting

Is this generations smoking or something.
Like seriously, everyone is doing it.
I'm surprised that the stores don't have policemen standing in front of the doors searching everyone that walks through.

Just saying, you know?
It's pretty ridiculous out there.

Holidays

So today the holidays are officially over.
I am really glad.
During the holidays I like to just...
Stop existing.
It lets me get myself in order again.
And just when I think I miht fall apart,
School comes and saves me.

I wish you would stop haunting me.
I can't stand to see your face anymore.

I am so fucking happy.
Today is the best day.

Reluctant

I have been reluctant to post on this blog.
Which is silly, because I have no one to answer to.
I was reluctant because I didn't want some people to read this.
I considered going private.
But I, obviously, have decided against that.
And not only for my Uzbekistani reader.
Because, really, I haven't done anything wrong.
And even if I had, why would I care?
Because, if I were in the wrong, i would still believe I am right.
Just like you do.
So anyway,
I don't think there is a lot to update on.
And I am sorry, David, for accidentally blowing you off.
There's nothing I can really say that makes it okay.
So I am sorry.

Fishermen are wearing giant strap ons.
It's funny.
It's a "Big Black"
Which is also funny.
it's nto a real strap on.
Well, it is.
But it's a fishing rod strap on.

I want a freaking Monster Floor.
Just because it's called a Monster Floor.

I don't know what else to type.
So I think I shall depart.
Toodles.