As the title suggests, I am going to work on making this the best year of my life. I don't want anything to go wrong; and if it does, I'll be optimistic about it! SICKENINGLY OPTIMISTIC!!
And you know how it starts? With me being fucking spazz! red CORDIAL MUSIC HERE I COME!! I have to make this a fantastic year. Nothing can go wrong. NOTHING!!!
See? The constant caps and exclimation marks mean it's going to be good! I know this because everytime I emphasize something, it turns out right!! Well, kind of.
Anyway, start of the year is about a month away, I think. I'll have heaps of fun. Elly is moving to Kyneton, which will be fucking awesome. With any luck I'll be in her class. I have awesome ellectives. Including Forensic science, comedy and computer graphics. Hopefully I wont have the patronizing Mac user for Coputer Graphics. I hate him so much. I may end up killing him.
La da did da! La da di da! La da di da! La da di da la da di da!!
GOTTA BE HAPPY!!!
HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a bass guitar! Did I tell you guys that? Well I did! It's so cool! 'Tis a Legend. Cost less than $100 BRAND NEW!!
I went to a wedding, too. My Auntie's. She married a guy called Louis. He's really funny. He's South African, too. You can imagine what all the old people thought. "Maybe Louis will be Annabelle's black prince." I love my grandpa. He's so out of it.
Who I don't love, is my grandma. Nette. I call her Nette because, apparently, she's too young to be a grandma. "Louie looks very pretty in her party dress!" Oh yes! And you look very pretty in your sequined feces. What's that? It's a pant suit? Oh I'm ever so sorry you wrinkly old cow.
I feel so awesome today.
THANKING TIME!!
Matt gets thanks for being there for me the whole year. Even when I was a whiny little slut (Now I'm a whiny big slut). I love Matt so very much. His cuntish ways only make him more rad. I'll never be able to thank him enough.
Ken gets thanks for being so awesome. If it weren't for him I would surely have died from boredom.
Lor gets thanks for being a cuntish whore. Seriousy, she keeps me entertained! We barely ever talk seriously, but that's ok. It's awesome.
Liam gets thanks for being so rad. Even when he is down. I love him too. I love many people, this is weird... Anyway, Liam is totally wicked.
Vitta gets a thanks for turning into a rug munching whore. No, really. Thanks for listening to me and understanding all the shit that goes on. It means a lot.
And everyone else gets thanks for making me me! Thanks guys!! If it weren't for the constant emotional abuse and the random physical attacks, I would be so ordinary!!
Far out. I don't know what to do now. I'll talk later. Cha? Cha.
Monday, January 01, 2007
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