"So then I was making out with this girl in the shower and she said 'I have a boyfriend' so I was like "Fuck you whore! I'm never making out with you again" but then she fingered me so it's all ok" -- Louie when she is bored and in he canteen line at school.
So I haven't blogged in a few days. Is it my fault that I am far too cool to blog? No. It is not my fault. You know who's fault it is? Yours. Yes, yours. You boosted my confidence and now I am out making friends while you're all alone reading my blog. Silly, silly readers.
I have a scandal! Aren't I cool? Do you want to hear about my scandal? Well too bad. I'll tell you anyway!
There is a boy called Harrison. We have been casually flirting for quite sometime now. Today we "hooked up" during a game of suck and blow. (Yes. we are whores and yes, we are easily bored). ANYWAY! Things are looking up on that side.
The scandal? He's Emly's ex and she still has a thing for him. I think it's ridiculous because she dumped him for another guy.
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Yeah, well. I forgot to post this yesterday so I shall blog today's blog on the same one.
So today I decided EMily is a bitchy whore. I got Harrison, she doesn't. Sucks to her.
Also! Elly apparently likes me as more then a friend. Sounds like fun.
Harrison still has that Bryony chick or whatever so I may just hook up with Elly a few times because I'm a whore.
Danced in the rain. 'Twas fun.
That is all. Much love.
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