Youth Fest means FUCK YES

Well I have had a fucking awesome two days.

Friday:

Went to school, was rather happy.
Saw Reid last period. The others (AKA Vicky, Mandy and Beth) were talking to him. I went and said hi. Then we got onto relationships (naturally) and I asked him what his longest relationship was. To which he replied "Two years" which is odd for someone who is 13/14. Anyway. I, being so witty, said "So why has it only been two days after that?" to which he was silent. We then parted.
Ash stayed at my place that night. We watched The Grudge and she was shitting herself the whole time. Everytime the "suspenseful music" (captions for the hearing impaired - remote = funny) played she would say "hand!" and I would have to hold her hand. Yes indeed. She practically pissed herself.
We also watched The Wedding Singer and Scared Weird Little Guys.

Saturday: Oh joyous Saturday!

We got up around nine and realised that we were rather late. So what does mum do? Make both Ash and I do the dishes. How kind. We then got ready and went to pick up Emily.
Naturally we got lost. We were found again when I called Emily and said "EMILY WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE?" so yes. That was good.

After we picked up Emily we went to Safeways in Kyneton. Mum ditched us there.
Anyway! We went and bought many many lollies and a packet of Pringles. Ash got a red bull and Emily and I got that black V stuff. Emily didn't like hers so I got two!! It's great because the limit is two a day and I had two in ten minutes! I had also had 100grams straight guarrana (spelling) and it was just starting to kick in. ANYWAY! We called Emily's mum to get a camera and we ended up getting stuck with Monique (Emily's step-sister of the same age). Monique is a bitch. A bitchy bitch, even. So we were just cunts to her all day.
So anyway. We waited outside the showgrounds for Emily's mum. When she FINALLY came, we went and bought our tickets. It was only after then that we realised there were no pass outs. So we got tinsy winsy buckets of chips for three dollars each... and another can of coke for me =D

We then went to the Way Out stall and got free tattoos and TONNES of stickers. That's where we met Bubbles. He real name is Petri but we called her Bubbles because she was dancing around blowing bubbles at everyone!

The bands at the sart sucked major cock so we went down to watch the skate comp. I knew everyone who entered in the boys under 16's so w00t for me! Chesh was awesome and Russel did well considering he'd only started riding two weeks ago. I think Mitch won, though.
Anyway, they only had two girls entered in the girl's comp so the announcer came up and asked us if we'd do it. Naturally we all told Ash to, because she owns a board and we do not. So with much encouragement we got her to sign up... on the condition that I do too. As I was filling out the forms I saw "Emegency Number" and "... we will not be held responsible for any injuries..." so I said "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I CAN'T DO IT NOW" but it was too late... and I thought it would be fun.
So I had a crash course in riding from Chesh. He's actually quite nice and he let me use his board. Luckily for me we could stay on the flat, so I didn't need to do much more then stay on the board. It soon became apparent that I would not be able to do this.
As soon as the comp started I fell on my arse. I hadn't even moved yet and I was on my ass. It was funny because it didn't hurt.
Anyway, after falling down a lot and crashing a few times I came fourth in a five person comp. w00t for me!! Of course, the only reason I beat Ash was because she pulled out half way through. Still, w00t!!

Anyway. After all that we went back up to the bands to see No Idea. They were alright for a hardcore punk band. I got a free single so they became more awesome =D
After that it was time for SOUNDS LIKE CHICKEN!! They were so fucking awesome. By the time they were on everyone had ditched me to get their faces painted, so I was up the front all by myself. It was great because there were, like, five people moshing because of me. ANYWAY! Sounds Like Chicken were great! They're a local ska band and I love them so much. After their set I snuck baxkstage to speak to them. I am now friends with all seven members of Sounds Like Chicken.
After I had made friends I went to see The Go Set. They were also amazingly awesome. Cool local punk rock band. They tried to get people to mosh, but it didn't really work, so I went around to heaps of randoms sitting down and got them to stand up and jump around. It's amazing how many people will go to a concert and not know how to jump in time. So anyway, I got a few more people going for that one. About ten people (w00 great). Anyway, the guy on bagpipes came down and skanked with us for a while and the singer came down and got us to sing some of it. For their last song they fought with security to get me, Liam, Lisa and two other chicks on stage to skank/mosh/sing. It was so awesome being up there.

After that I realised that I was extrememly dehydrated. So much so, that I almost fainted. So I went to the ambo's and asked for water. I felt better after a few glasses. Not fantastic, but better.

After all that we got cold so we went to the tent at the skate park and hung out around there for a while as no one was there. Then Mitch and some other guys came along. Apparently my odd skanking/moshing thing is really hot. When Mitch said it he wasn't being sarcastic and he wasn't around people, so I assume he was being honest. It is odd, because he is "too cool" for me. Ah well.

Oh yes. I am also the master of the mechanical surfboard. I can do it on one foot on the fastes setting. I'm so cool!

OH YEAH! There were also some bitch whores there, but we took care of them. =D

Yeah. So that's about it. I had fun and now I feel bad but awesome. My ears are still ringing, my shoulders hurt. My neck hurts. My head hurts. My arms hurt. It's awesome.

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EDIT: I have just realised that my shoulders are sunburned.